U can dance if U want 2 -- All the critics love U in New York
  U don't have 2 keep the beat, they'll still think it's neat -- in New York
  U can wear what U want 2, it doesn't matter -- in New York
  U could cut off all your hair, I don't think they'd care -- in New York
    All the critics love U in New York
    Why U can play what U want 2 -- All the critics love U in New York
  They won't say that u're naive if U play what U believe -- in New York
  Purple love-amour is all u're headed 4 -- but don't show it
  The reason that you're cool
  is 'cuz you're from the old school, and they know it
    All the critics love U in New York
    U can dance if U want 2 -- All the critics love U in New York
  U can dance if U want 2 -- All the critics love U in New York
  All the critics love U, all the critics love U
  All the critics love U in New York
    It's time 4 a new direction
  It's time 4 jazz 2 die
  4th day of November
  We need a purple high
    Don't give up -- I'll still love U
    All the critics love U in New York
  All the critics love U in New York
  All the critics love U, all the critics love U
  All the critics love U in New York
    body don't wanna quit, gotta get another hit
  body don't wanna quit, gotta get another hit
  body don't wanna quit, gotta get another hit
  body don't wanna quit, gotta get another hit
    ([fuck me over])
    All the critics love U, all the critics love U
  All the critics love U in New York
    Whaddayou lookin' at, punk?
  Look out all U hippies, U ain't as sharp as me
  It ain't about the trippin', but the sexuality -- turn it up
    U can dance if U want 2
    All the critics love U in New York
    All the critics love U in New York
    (Yes, we're certain of it, he's definitely masturbating)
    All the critics love U in New York
  Take a bath, hippies!
  All the critics love U in New York
  All the critics love U in New York
  All the critics love U in New York
  All the critics love U in New York
  New York
  New York
  New York
  New York
  New York