I'm superior, you're inferior
  I'm the big attraction you're the small
  I'm the major one you're the minor one
  I can beat you singing that's not all
  
  Anything you can do I can do better
  I can do anything better than you
  No you can't yes I can
  No you can't yes I can
  No you can't yes I can yes I can
  (Are we running over) (You're cheating)
  
  Well anything you can be I can be greater (I don't think so)
  Sooner or later I'm greater than you
  (No you're not) Yes I am
  (Nah, you're not) (Yes I am yes I am)
  
  I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
  I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
  I can live on bread and cheese (and only that)
  Yes (So can a rat)
  
  Anything you can sing I can sing louder
  I can sing anything louder than you
  (No you can't) Yes I can
  (No you can't) Yes I can
  (No you can't) Yes I can yes I can, Enzio